Y'all, I'm out at my favorite antique shop and every time I'm here I see this girl and want to bring her home with me. I think it's the way she looks like she's judging you, even though she takes care of sheep for a living. She owns it. I really want to bring her home with me. Maybe she can be my homegirl in a house full of boys. Like don't mess with Theresa (I just named her that), she'll cut you.
Have I totally lost my mind? Do you like her? Do I need to get more sleep?